1,222 hand-drawn sloths who do absolutely nothing, beautifully. The mint is over, so the way in now is a Lazy Du on OpenSea. The Alpha Du Terminal is built for Lazy Du holders, and the games in the little casino next door still run on play money.
Three live, more when we feel like it. We are sloths.
closed
WHITELIST
150 spots, two ways in, and both of them were just playing. The race closed on September 14. The final list and the whole rulebook are on one page.
See the list
live
COINFLIP
Pick a side, double your $CHIPS or lose them. Fastest game in the house: one tap, one result.
Play now
live
JACKPOT
Five reels, nine lines, and a top line that pays 5,000×. The lazy way to lose an afternoon.
Spin now
live
CRASH
The multiplier climbs, the plane leaves. Pick your exit before the Du falls asleep at the controls.
Launch
IN NO RUSH
What comes after the art. No dates: sloths do not do dates.
1
The token
Burn it to wake a Du up, and keep burning to move it up a tier. The tier lives on the NFT, so it travels with the sale.
2
Crash
Landed early. It is live in the games menu: pick your exit, launch, and see if the Du gets out in time.
3
Your call
If the Discord will not stop asking for something, it moves up the list.
GAMES
Three live, more when we feel like it. We are sloths.
live
JACKPOT
Five reels, nine lines, and a top line that pays 5,000×. The lazy way to lose an afternoon.
Spin now
live
COINFLIP
Pick a side, double your $CHIPS or lose them. Fastest game in the house: one tap, one result.
Play now
live
CRASH
The multiplier climbs, the plane leaves. Pick your exit before the Du falls asleep at the controls.
Launch
Double or nothing $CHIPS - Robinhood Chain
FLIP ITLAZY STYLE
Pick a side, drop your $CHIPS, let the coin do the work. Fastest game in the house.
payout 1.96×
house edge 2%
flips today 0
balance 0 $CHIPS
THE COIN
Heads is the Du. Tails is the tag. Nothing in between.
Your side
HEADS
the sloth
TAILS
the tag
Your bet
$CHIPS
you pickHEADS
you risk100 $CHIPS
if you win196 $CHIPS
house edge2%
LIVE FLIPS
Real bets, as they land.
YOUR RUN
This session.
0flips
0wins
0.000net chips
HOW THE FLIP WORKS
Pick heads or tails and type how many $CHIPS you want to throw at it.
Hit flip. The result is drawn from a number that was locked in before you bet: we cannot touch it, and you can check it yourself.
Win and you get 1.96× your $CHIPS back. Lose and the house keeps them.
The 2% edge is what makes it a casino and not a coin toss. It buys nothing and pays nobody: $CHIPS have no value.
Pick your exit · $CHIPS · Robinhood Chain
CRASHOR CASH OUT
Launch, watch the number climb, and cash out before it leaves: by hand, or at the auto exit you set.
max multiplier 100×
house edge 4%
median crash 1.92×
balance 0 $CHIPS
THE CLIMB
The line goes up until it does not. Hit CASH OUT while it is still climbing.
1.00×
Auto cash out at (optional)
×
Your bet
$CHIPS
you risk100 $CHIPS
auto exitby hand
pays if it hits?
odds it hits?
LIVE
Every launch on the site, as it lands. 0 today.
YOUR RUNS
Where each one crashed, and where you were.
YOUR RUN
This session.
0launches
0got out
0net chips
REPLAY THE BIGGEST CASH OUTS
The biggest wins by chips, the same climb they watched. No bets placed.
HOW CRASH WORKS
Put $CHIPS on the launch. If you want a safety net, set an auto exit: it cashes you out at that number even if you never press the button.
Hit launch and the number climbs. Press CASH OUT any time before it leaves: you get bet × the number on the clock the moment your click reaches us. If it crashes first, the house keeps the bet.
The crash point comes from a number that was locked in before you bet: we cannot touch it, and you can check it yourself on the fairness page. It is never shown while the round is in the air.
The 4% edge is baked into the crash formula, the same at every exit. There is no "right" moment to press. $CHIPS have no value.
5 reels · 9 lines - $CHIPS - Robinhood Chain
LAZYJACKPOT
Pull it and let the Du do the work. Nine lines, one wild, and a very rare very good day.
max win 5,000×
balance 0 $CHIPS
wagered on the site so far …
REPLAY
Spin to see what the Du gives you.
REPLAY THE BIG HITS
Jackpot hits and the biggest wins by chips, spin by spin. No bet, no chips: it just replays the exact grid that paid.
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Bet per line
$CHIPS
total bet: 90 $CHIPS(9 lines)
auto spins stop on any big win
HOW THE REELS PAY
Bet is per line: 9 lines always active, so your total spend is 9× what you type.
Wins pay from the leftmost reel, 3 or more in a row. The four top symbols also pay on just 2.
The LAZY DU tag is wild: it stands in for anything. Five on one line is the top prize: 5,000× your line bet. It paid a whitelist spot too, until the race closed on September 14. It pays chips now.
Winning symbols flip to their gold version so you see exactly what paid.
RTP is 95.96% and the hit rate is 38.1%, both calculated exactly, not estimated.
The art comes first. Everything below it is what we built while the paint dried, and it scales with how many Du you are holding.
1One Du and you are already in the room.
1Du
YOU'RE IN
The feed, unfiltered
Every alert the tracker fires, the moment it fires
Wallets converging, floors multiplying, holders heading for the door
The full report behind every strong call, posted for you
Holder channel, checked straight from your wallet. No forms, no applications
Running today
5Du
YOU'RE ARMED
Everything above, plus
Your own bot. Not a channel you share with a thousand people
Pick the collections you care about and get pinged the second they move
Mute it, pause it, or take one digest a day. Your alerts, your rules
Ask it anything: holders, realized P&L, rug flags, a full breakdown
The mint radar, and mint from up to five wallets at once
Being built
10Du
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TO BE ANNOUNCED
When it is built, not before
1,222 hand-drawn sloths · Robinhood Chain
WHAT IS ACTUALLY RUNNING
Measured on the last 24 hours, not promised.
The tracker watched 334 wallets across the chain and called every collection they converged on.
20 people tried the door yesterday. Six are on the list today. That list is what the mint replaces.
Two mints went out through it, one tap each.
Holding is the whole gate. Nothing to burn, nothing to lock, nothing to stake: sell the Du and the access goes with it.
HOW WE WORK
The art comes first. It is the product, not the teaser for one.
We announce things when they are built, not when they are imagined.
No yields, no revenue splits, no roadmap with dates we would miss.
Buy a Lazy Du because you like the sloth. Everything after that is upside.
Your Lazy Du
MYSTASH
Every Du you own, in one place, and framed by how many you hold. One hangs on a bare nail. Ten light up the room.
CONNECT YOUR WALLET
Sign one message and every Lazy Du you own shows up here. No transaction, no gas.
TIER1
1 DU
YOU’RE IN
Every alert the tracker fires, the moment it fires, in #alpha-du-alerts on Discord. The channel opens once your wallet is verified in the server. At 5 Du the same feed also runs inside the back room.
We could not read this wallet all the way through just now. Nothing is lost and nothing is missing: this is a reading that did not finish, not an empty wallet.
NO DU YET
Wallet connected, but there’s no Lazy Du in it. The mint is over: buy a Lazy Du on OpenSea with this wallet, then reload this page.
Roll one and the sloth is drawn live, in the same layer order the collection uses. Roll the whole thing or one line at a time. The real combination rules come along, so what shows up here is a Du that can exist.
?of the collection, on the same math OpenSea uses
0rolls
MOST ROLLS
Who has hit SURPRISE ME the most. Connect a wallet and your rolls start counting.
No whitelist points come from this. It is here for the fun of it.
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THELOOT BOX
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Mint day September 18
WHITELISTCHECKER
Paste any wallet to see whether it is on the list, which stage it is in, and how many it can mint. Nothing is connected and nothing is signed: this only reads.
mint opens in
CHECK A WALLET
Not on the list? Partner spots open in waves, community by community: the whitelist page shows which doors are open right now. And the public stage on mint day takes any wallet, no list needed.
A FIRST LOOK
1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain.
there’s a casino in the Du neighborhood. nobody remembers who built it, the machines run themselves, and the laziest animals on earth found the only way to make money while asleep: owning the house.
art first. we announce things when they are built.
Points come from wagering and from showing up, not from luck. Every account has the same ceiling: there is nothing to buy and nothing to farm.
players 0
TOP 10
Same points? More days played wins. d is your day count.
BIGGEST STACKS
The biggest pile anyone has ever sat on. Losing it afterwards does not erase the record. The top 3 when the campaign closed each got 1 free mint each.
BIGGEST BANKS
What people are holding right now, live. This one moves every spin and pays nothing. The free mints come from the stacks, where sitting still never helps.
REPLAY THE BIG HITS
Jackpot hits and the biggest wins by chips, spin by spin. Press replay and the reels run the exact grid that paid. It is a replay, not a bet: no chips are wagered and none are paid.
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YOUR SPOT
Connect your wallet to see where you stand.
HOW THE WHITELIST WORKS
Points, ties, and the day this closes: the whole rulebook lives on one page now, instead of being spread around the site.
The ranking is decided. 100 spots came from the ranking, one from the jackpot (five LAZY DU on a payline landed once in the whole season) and the rest from the partner claims, community by community further down. Nothing else is being handed out. Paste any wallet in the WL Checker to see where it stands.
ranking 100 · 5 pieces each
partner claims … · 2 pieces each
jackpot 1 of 50 reserved
on the list …
PARTNER SPOTS ARE CLOSED
The partner claim ran until the race closed and is over. Nothing else is being handed out. If you claimed one, it is already on the list: paste the wallet in the WL Checker to confirm. Each partner spot mints 2 pieces at the collab price; the 5-piece spots above come from the casino.
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Pick a community
Your connected wallet goes in by default. Paste another one if the NFT lives elsewhere.
Want spots for your community, or more than you got this round? Talk to us: the partnership door did not close, only this round of claims.
One spot per person, per wallet and per Discord. The spot belongs to the NFT: moving it to another wallet does not make a second one, and an NFT that already claimed keeps that mark wherever it goes.
ON THE LIST? HERE IS MINT DAY
The race is over. If a wallet made it, this is what is left to do before Friday, September 18.
1
Check the wallet
Paste it in the WL Checker. It tells you which stage you are in and what you pay.
2
Fund it
The wallet on the list is the one that mints. Put ETH in it before Friday, not while your stage is running.
3
Show up at your stage
Stages open one after the other on OpenSea. Earlier stages pay less; the public stage is last.
4
Mint
A whitelist spot is a right to mint, not a reservation. The supply is shared: arriving late is arriving late.
THE RULES, MADE SIMPLE
The numbers that matter, without the wall of text.
01
POINTS CAME FROM PLAYING
5,000$CHIPS WAGERED=1POINT
Points came from how much you wagered: winning or losing changed your chips, not your score. Bets stopped scoring when the race closed on September 14. From Monday, Oct 5 (UTC), every day you place a bet counts again, toward the weekly WALL.
02
SAME SCORE?
More separate days played ranked higher. The players still tied at the cut line went to a public draw: its seed was committed as a hash before the draw ran, and published after, so anyone can redo the maths.
03
ONE PERSON, ONE SPOT
Each spot is good for 5 pieces. Spots do not stack. One Discord account can be linked to one wallet.
04
IT ENDED
The race closed on September 14, announced September 3 (at least 7 days ahead, as promised). The snapshot of the final ranking was saved at closing time and is what the whitelist was built from.
Separate prize: the top 3 Biggest Stacks each get 1 free mint. That prize does not remove anyone from the whitelist ranking.
Somewhere for the chips to go
THESHOP
Winning used to end at a number going up. Now it buys things. Nothing here costs real money, and nothing here can be sold.
your balance 0
raffle prize ?
ticket ?
THE RAFFLE
One free mint, drawn from every ticket in the pot. We publish the seed before the first ticket is sold, so the draw can be checked exactly like any spin. Nobody here picks the winner.
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YOUR RECEIPTS
Connect your wallet to see what you bought.
HOW THE SHOP WORKS
Everything is paid in $CHIPS, which are still play money. They cannot be bought with real money, sold, traded or withdrawn. That has not changed and will not.
One of each per wallet. A second wallet buys you nothing extra.
Buying here does not touch the ranking. Whitelist comes from playing, and only from playing.
The raffle has a ticket cap per wallet, so a big stack cannot simply buy the prize.
We hand out what you bought by hand: roles when the Discord is up, the mint at the closing snapshot. Your receipt is the proof.
The manual
DOCS
Short version: it is an art collection with a play-money casino bolted on. The casino handed out the whitelist; that race closed on September 14 and the casino is still running.
What Lazy Du is
1,222 hand-drawn sloths on Robinhood Chain. That is the product. Everything else on this site is a game we built because it was fun to build.
The collection mints on OpenSea. There is no mint page here and there never will be.
$CHIPS, and what they are not
Every wallet gets 3,000,000 $CHIPS, once, for free.
Run out? Drop below 50,000 and you can top up 250,000, up to three times a day, every day. Busting is not the end of your run.
They are not a token. No contract, no chain, no market, no price.
They cannot be bought, sold, traded, withdrawn or converted into anything.
You cannot lose money here, because there is no money here.
They existed for exactly one reason: to decide who got the whitelist. That race is over. The casino still runs on them, they just do not hand out spots any more.
Provably fair, in plain words
Every result is decided by a formula, not by us, and you can run the formula yourself.
Before you bet anything, the server picks a secret number and publishes its fingerprint (a hash). The fingerprint cannot be reversed, but the secret cannot be changed later without breaking it.
Your result comes from your seed + the secret + a counter. Same three inputs, same result, always.
When you change your seed, the old secret is revealed and you can re-run every bet you made with it.
The check this spin button does all of that in one click. The maths runs in your browser, so you do not have to trust our server for it.
Check it yourself
One click. It reveals the secret behind your current session, opens the calculation for your last bet, and re-runs it in your browser.
No result in these games uses Math.random(). The house cannot see your bet before the number is drawn, because the number was already determined before you clicked.
Coinflip
Straight 50/50. A win pays 1.96× instead of 2×, and that gap is the house edge: 2%. Measured over 1,000,000 flips: 97.98% back to players.
Jackpot
5 reels, 3 rows, 9 fixed paylines. You bet per line, so a spin costs 9× your line bet. Wins pay from the leftmost reel. The four premium symbols also pay on two of a kind. LAZY DU is wild.
RTP 95.96%, hit rate 38.1%, both computed exactly and confirmed over 1,000,000 simulated spins.
Symbol
2
3
4
5
Stump
10
100
1,000
5,000
Pizza
5
40
400
2,000
Potion
5
30
150
1,000
Cherries
5
30
100
750
LAZY DU (wild)
-
20
200
2,000
A / K
-
5
40
150
Q / J / 10
-
5
25
100
Five LAZY DU on one line is the top prize: it pays 5,000×. It paid a whitelist spot too. That landed exactly once, and the race closed on September 14, so it pays chips now.
Chain
Everything runs on Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663), an Ethereum L2 built on Arbitrum tech. Gas is paid in ETH. Any EVM wallet works. Signing in costs nothing.
In no rush
What comes after the art. No dates attached, and none of it is load-bearing:
A token you burn to wake a Du up and move it up a tier.
Crash: the multiplier game, next in line.
Whatever the Discord keeps asking for.
Buy a Lazy Du because you like the sloth. That part we are sure about.
HOLD ON
This claim was flagged.
One person, one spot. We read the chain, so passing a piece between wallets does not make a second one. If you think this is a mistake, open a ticket on Discord and we will look at it by hand.